The Jumper

Did you know men sometimes dance on dumpsters? I saw one such man today. He was wearing an apron and a cap, and he was jumping on top of a dumpster, as if on a trampoline. He had a look of bliss on his face, ignorant of wind chill and spectators. He was content just to jump, up down, up down, forever. I want to be like Dumpster Jumper.